Fwd: Clickindia.com: New response to: sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service

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From: Clickindia Neighborhood Classifieds <info@clickindia.com>
Date: Sun, Dec 20, 2009 at 9:18 AM
Subject: Clickindia.com: New response to: sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service
To: hbsuryawanshi@gmail.com

Dear ,

Your ad "sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service" has received the following response:

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hi

Sender's Name: ranjit shrikant lohar
Sender's Contact: ranjitlohar50@gmail.com , Sender's Phone: 9764180007
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ClickIndia Classifieds

Fwd: Visited your samaj site

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From: anita ubale <uanita71@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Subject: Visited your samaj site
To: hbsuryawanshi@gmail.com

Dear Sir,

 

Visited your samaj site.  It is very good.

 

Regards,

Anita Ubale.

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From: Janardhan Lohar

Date: Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Subject:
To: hbsuryawanshi@gmail.com

Dear Sir / Madam,

Myself Janardhan N Lohar from Mumbai got your email id from the Google. I am searing for a Groom for my Sister Surekha N Lohar who is 29 years old. My native place is Kolhapur (Radhanagri) and our caste is LOHAR. We will prefer LOHAR as well as SUTAR both Caste. Our expectation are, the Groom should be well settled in his Service or Business and should be of Understanding and Good nature.

Kindly let us know if there is any further details regarding the same.

Yours Truly,

Janardhan N Lohar.

Young Businessman

Young Businessman

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it

furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to

appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a

big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung

up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

 

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Big rocks of life

Big rocks of life

An expert was speaking to a group of business students and to drive home

a point, used an illustration, which the students never forgot. The expert pulled out a one-gallon,

 widemouthed jar and set it on a table in front of him. He placed about a dozen

fist-sized rocks, one at a time, into the jar.

When the jar was full to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, "Is this jar full?"

Everyone in the class said, "Yes." Then he reached under the table, pulled out a bucket of

gravel, dumped some gravel in and shook the jar, causing pieces of gravel to work down into

the spaces between the big rocks. He smiled and asked the group once more, "Is the jar full?"

By this time, the class was onto him. "Probably not," one of them answered. "Good!" he

replied. And he reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand. He started dumping

 

the sand in, which filled the spaces left between the rocks and the gravel. Once more he asked

the same question "Is this jar full?" "No!" the class shouted. Once again he said, "Good!" Then

he grabbed a pitcher of water and began pouring it in until the jar was full to the brim. He

looked at the class and asked, "What is the point of this illustration?"

A student raised his hand and said, "The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you

try really hard, you can always fit some more things into it!" "No," the speaker replied, "that's

not the point. The truth this illustration teaches us is: If you don't put the big rocks in first,

you'll never get them in at all."

What are the big rocks in your life? A project that YOU want to accomplish? Time with your

loved ones? Your faith, your education, your finances? A cause? Teaching or mentoring

others? Remember to put these BIG ROCKS in first or you'll never get them in at all. So,

tonight when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question: What are the

"big rocks" in my life or business? Then, put those in your jar.

 

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Fwd: Clickindia.com: New response to: sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service

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Date: Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Subject: Fwd: Clickindia.com: New response to: sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service
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Date: Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Subject: Clickindia.com: New response to: sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service
To: hbsuryawanshi@gmail.com

Dear ,

Your ad "sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service" has received the following response:

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jay vishwakarma,
hello i am dnyaneshwar sonawane from dhule. by propesitionly i am a teacher also . i am very happy when i saw a webside, but sir really i say u that our many sutar and lohar brothers are unknown about that matter means webside or ur service . so if u dont mind please u start in every district wadhu -war member registretion .i hope u r do that best of luck and many good wishes from me
jay vishwakarma

Sender's Name: dnyaneshwar sonawane
Sender's Contact:

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Regards,
ClickIndia Classifieds

Fwd: hello

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From: dnyanesh sonawane <dnyanesh_sonawane@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Subject: hello
To: hbsuryawanshi@gmail.com

sir , thanks for sending mail. i will try myself here . if i have meet any body register then offcours i send u.and if u came any time dhule plz meet me my cell no is 09881180556. i am very intrested to meet you.and also  anybody social work. i creats here a ngo. if u have some information about goverment or non-govt. scheme or yojna or project for our caste or other socially plz send me mail.i hope u dont mind ..... sorry for distrub to you  ...  bye and good night.

Fwd: Clickindia.com: New response to: sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service

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From: Clickindia Neighborhood Classifieds <info@clickindia.com>
Date: Wed, Oct 7, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Subject: Clickindia.com: New response to: sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service
To: hbsuryawanshi@gmail.com

Dear ,

Your ad "sutar lohar samaj matrimonial service" has received the following response:

==========Response==========
jay vishwakarma,
hello i am dnyaneshwar sonawane from dhule. by propesitionly i am a teacher also . i am very happy when i saw a webside, but sir really i say u that our many sutar and lohar brothers are unknown about that matter means webside or ur service . so if u dont mind please u start in every district wadhu -war member registretion .i hope u r do that best of luck and many good wishes from me
jay vishwakarma

Sender's Name: dnyaneshwar sonawane
Sender's Contact:

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Regards,
ClickIndia Classifieds

FW: FW: A little reminder

 To:             YOU 

 Date:            TODAY 

 From:           GOD 

 Subject:       YOURSELF 

 Reference:   LIFE 

 This is God.  Today I will be handling All of your problems for you..  I do Not need your help.  So, have a nice day. 

 I love you. 

 P.S.  And, remember.... 

 If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself!  Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME.  All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.

  Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it.  Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.      

 If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. 

    

Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of work for years. 

    

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return. 

    

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children. 

    

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk. 

    

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine. 

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity. 

 Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them! 

    

Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know! 

 Now, you have a nice day...God 

God has seen you struggling, 

God says it's over. 

A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, please send to ten people (including me) please don't ignore this. 

You are being tested.

YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO TELL 10 FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM (INCLUDING ME)...SO I LOVE YOU! GO! 

 

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Pigeon transfers data faster than Net

Pigeon transfers data faster than Net

A South African information technology company proved it was faster for them to transmit

data with a carrier pigeon than to send it using Telkom, the country’s leading internet service

provider.

Internet speed and connectivity in Africa are poor because of a bandwidth shortage. It is also

expensive. The 11-month-old pigeon, Winston, took one hour and eight minutes to fly the

80km from Pietermaritzburg to Durban with a data card was strapped to his leg. Including

downloading, the transfer took two hours, six minutes and 57 seconds — the time it took for

only 4% of the data to be transferred using a Telkom line. (HBL-11/09)

 

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FW: New Story: Gud One ! Read It till end .................................

प्रामाणिक (ला)कोड तोड्या कलियुगातील गोष्ट आहे.

एका गावात दोन (ला)कोड तोडे म्हणजेच साहेबी भाषेत Software Engineers राहत होते. पोटाची खळगी भरण्यासाठी दोघेही कोडिंग करायचे.

त्यांतील एक कोड तोड्या प्रामाणिक होता तर दुसरा लबाड होता. सकाळी उठायचे, न्याहरी करून ऑफिस मधे जायचे, Source Tree

वर चढून कोड तोडायचे (cut copy paste), दुपारच्याला सब वे मधून बांधून आणलेले फुट लॉंग खायचे, अंमळ विश्रांती घ्यायची,

आणि मग उशिरापर्यंत राब राब राबून अंधार पडला की घरी परतायचे असा त्यांचा दिनक्रम असे.

एके दिवशी काय झाले, प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याचे कामात मन लागत नव्हते. म्हणून आपल्या खुराड्या(cube) मधे बसून कोड

तोडण्या ऐवजी तो ऑफिसच्या आवारातल्या पोहण्याच्या तलावापाशी जाऊन बसला. तलावाकाठी बसून लॅपटॉप घेऊन कोड तोडू लागला.

बघता बघता त्याला जराशी डुलकी लागली आणि त्याचा लॅपटॉप तलावात पडला. प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याला खडबडून जाग आली आणि

लॅपटॉप पाण्यात पडलेला पाहून तो रडू लागला. त्याला रडताना पाहून एक जलदेवता पाण्यातून बाहेर आली आणि तिने कोड तोड्याला विचारले,

"कोड तोड्या, तू का बरे रडत आहेस ?"

कोड तोड्याने रडत रडत तिला सांगितले

"माझा लॅपटॉप कोड तोडता तोडता पाण्यात पडला. माझ्याकडे दुसरा लॅपटॉप नाही. माझी उद्या डेडलाईन आहे. ती पूर्ण झाली नाही तर

माझे कसे होणार ? घरी म्हातारे आई वडील आहेत. त्यांचे कसे होणार ?"

जलदेवता म्हणाली, "रडू नकोस. मी तुझा लॅपटॉप पाण्यातून बाहेर काढून देते."

इतके म्हणून जलदेवतेने पाण्यात बुडी मारली आणि ती एक लॅपटॉप घेऊन बाहेर आली. कोड तोड्याने कन्फिगरेशन पाहिले.

हा लॅपटॉप 4 GB RAM चा होता. प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्या म्हणाला,

"हा लॅपटॉप माझा नव्हे. माझा लॅपटॉप तर 1 GB RAM चा होता."

जलदेवतेने पाण्यात पुन्हा बुडी मारली आणि ती अजून एक लॅपटॉप घेऊन बाहेर आली. कोड तोड्याने कन्फिगरेशन पाहिले.

 हा लॅपटॉप 2 GB RAM चा होता. प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्या म्हणाला,

"हा लॅपटॉप माझा नव्हे. माझा लॅपटॉप तर 1 GB RAM चा होता."

जलदेवतेने पाण्यात तिस-यांदा बुडी मारली आणि ती एक लॅपटॉप घेऊन बाहेर आली. कोड तोड्याने

कन्फिगरेशन पाहिले. हा लॅपटॉप 1 GB RAM चा होता. प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्या म्हणाला,

"हाच माझा लॅपटॉप !!"

जलदेवता कोड तोड्याच्या प्रामाणिकपणावर खूश झाली आणि तिने ते तीनही लॅपटॉप प्रामाणिक

कोड तोड्याला बक्षीस देऊन टाकले.

दुस-या दिवशी प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याच्या मित्राने त्याच्याकडे नवीन लॅपटॉप पाहिला. त्याने विचारले,

"मित्रा, या इकॉनॉमी मधे तुझ्याकडे नवीन लॅपटॉप कुठून आला ?" प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याने त्याला जलदेवतेबद्दल सांगितले.

ते ऐकून लबाड कोड तोड्याच्या मनात लोभ निर्माण झाला.

दुस-या दिवशी लबाड कोड तोड्या पोहण्याच्या तलावापाशी जाऊन बसला. तलावाकाठी बसून लॅपटॉप घेऊन कोड तोडू लागला.

थोड्या वेळाने त्याने आपला लॅपटॉप मुद्दाम तलावात टाकला आणि मोठ्याने रडू लागला. त्याला रडताना पाहून जलदेवता

पाण्यातून बाहेर आली आणि तिने कोड तोड्याला विचारले,

"कोड तोड्या, तू का बरे रडत आहेस ?"

कोड तोड्याने रडत रडत तिला सांगितले,

"माझा लॅपटॉप कोड तोडता तोडता पाण्यात पडला. माझ्याकडे दुसरा लॅपटॉप नाही. माझी उद्या डेडलाईन आहे.

ती पूर्ण झाली नाही तर माझे कसे होणार ? घरी म्हातारे आई वडील आणि बायका पोरे - नाही नाही –

बायको आणि पोरे आहेत. त्यांचे कसे होणार ?"

जलदेवता म्हणाली,

"रडू नकोस. मी तुझा लॅपटॉप पाण्यातून बाहेर काढून देते."

इतके म्हणून जलदेवतेने पाण्यात बुडी मारली. या खेपेस थोडे Optimization करून

ती तीन लॅपटॉप घेऊन बाहेर आली आणि कोड तोड्याला विचारले,

"यातला कोणता लॅपटॉप तुझा होता ?"

लबाड कोड तोड्याने कन्फिगरेशन्स पाहिली. तो म्हणाला,

"माझा लॅपटॉप 4 GB RAM चा होता."

जलदेवतेला लबाड कोड तोड्याचा खोटेपणा आवडला नाही आणि ती लबाड कोड

तोड्याला कोणताच लॅपटॉप न देता अदृश्य झाली. 

 
कलियुगाचा महिमा :

प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्या तीन लॅपटॉप घेऊन आयुष्यभर कोडिंगच करत राहिला.

लबाड कोड तोड्याचा लॅपटॉप पाण्यात पडल्याने त्याला कोड लिहिता येईना.

मग कंपनीने त्याला मॅनेजर बनवून नवीन ब्लॅकबेरी घेऊन दिला :)

 

 

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